The List

Season 1 — The Famously Lousy

  1. Battlefield Earth — John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper
  2. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla — Godzilla
  3. Wing Commander — Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard
  4. Boa vs. Python — N/A
  5. Frankenfish — N/A
  6. Godzilla vs. Hedorah — Godzilla
  7. Delta Force 2 — Chuck Norris
  8. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever — Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu
  9. They Live! — Rowdy Roddy Piper
  10. Waterworld — Kevin Costner
  11. Alone in the Dark — Christian Slater, Tara Reid
  12. House of the Dead — Uwe Boll (he intrudes to that extent)
  13. Firewalker — Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr.
  14. Appalachian Trial — Jay Bopp
  15. Fear Dot Com — the white guy in Blade
  16. Crossover — Wayne Brady
  17. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift — Lucas Black (he made his mark here)
  18. Freejack — Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger, Anthony Hopkins
  19. Eragon — Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich
  20. Murdercycle — N/A
  21. Bloodrayne — Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley
  22. Elektra — Jennifer Garner
  23. Labyrinth — David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly
  24. An Eye for an Eye — Chuck Norris, Christopher Lee
  25. Hard Cash — Christian Slater, Val Kilmer
  26. The Marine — John Cena from WWE
  27. Catwoman — Halle Berry, Sharon Stone
  28. Street Fighter — Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia

Season 2 — Go America !

  1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace — Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman
  2. Cocoon — Wilford Brimley, Steve Guttenberg
  3. Stealth — Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx
  4. Swamp Thing — the guy who played Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks
  5. The Delta Force — Chuck Norris
  6. Saturday Night Fever — John Travolta
  7. Red Dawn — Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen
  8. Independence Day — Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum
  9. The Condemned — Stone Cold Steve Austin
  10. Con Air — Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich
  11. Dead Or Alive — Holly Valance (go ahead, look her up)
  12. Pathfinder — the guy who played Eomer in Lord of the Rings
  13. Cobra — Sylvester Stallone
  14. See No Evil — Kane from WWE
  15. Redline — N/A
  16. Under Siege — Steven Seagal, Gary Busey, Erika Eleniak, Tommy Lee Jones
  17. Submerged — Steven Seagal
  18. Point Break — Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty
  19. Batman and Robin — George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger
  20. Broken Arrow — John Travolta, Christian Slater
  21. Simon Sez — Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook
  22. Conan the Barbarian — Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones (#50!)

Season 3 — Technology is Back !

  1. Hackers — Angelina Jolie
  2. The Octagon — Chuck Norris
  3. Demolition Man — Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes
  4. Death Wish 3 — Charles Bronson
  5. Speed 2: Cruise Control — Sandra Bullock, not Keanu Reeves
  6. The Avengers — Sean Connery, Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes
  7. Godzilla vs. Gigan — Godzilla
  8. Conan the Destroyer — Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain
  9. Silent Rage — Chuck Norris
  10. Universal Soldier — Jean-Claude Van Damme
  11. Battlestar Galactica (1978) — Lorne Greene, Jane Seymour
  12. Johnny Mnemonic — Keanu Reeves, Ice T

On the Horizon

  • Double Dragon — Robert Patrick, Alyssa Milano
  • Death Wish I, II, III, IV, V — Charles Bronson
  • The Last Legion — Ben Kingsley
  • Exit Wounds — Steven Seagal
  • Universal Soldier I, II — Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • Steel Dawn — Patrick Swayze
  • Mindhunters — Christian Slater, Val Kilmer, LL Cool J
  • Johnny Mnemonic — Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Ice T
  • Tank Girl — Lori Petty
  • Star Trek V — William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
  • Jaws: The Revenge
  • Timecop — Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • Ghost of Mars — Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Transporter Guy
  • Ned Kelly — Mick Jagger
  • Assassins — Sly, Antonio Banderas
  • Judge Dredd — Sly, Rob Schneider
  • Scorpion King — Rock
  • xXx — Vin Diesel, Rammstein
  • Last Man Standing — Bruce Willis
  • Beowulf and Grendel — Gerrard Butler and Stellan Skarsgard
  • Troy — Brad Pitt, Peter O’Toole, and Orlando Bloom
  • The Grudge — hairy Japanese ghosts
  • King Arthur: The Director’s Cut — Clive Owen and Keira Knightley

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