Season 2 Crummy Results

Most Incomprehensible Plot

  • Red Dawn (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Submerged (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Con Air (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Pathfinder (18%, 2 Votes)
  • The Condemned (9%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best Death

  • Tommy Lee Jones - Under Siege (55%, 6 Votes)
  • Jamie Foxx - Stealth (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Patrick Swayze - Point Break (18%, 2 Votes)
  • John Malkovich - Con Air (9%, 1 Votes)
  • John Travolta - Broken Arrow (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best WTF Moment

  • Car Tilt / Parachute - Simon Sez (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Surfing Through Space - Batman and Robin (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Communist Shooting Students - Red Dawn (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Bra Gunfight - Dead or Alive (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Chinese Star, Chase, Dive off Cliff, Parachute - Dead or Alive (9%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best Dumb-A Moment

  • Davey and Danny destroying my (Brad's) book - Cobra (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Steve Guttenberg not going with them - Cocoon (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Vikings following Karl Urban to the death - Pathfinder (9%, 1 Votes)
  • USA sending 4 guys to reclaim nukes - Broken Arrow (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Coming back into town - Red Dawn (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best Individual Pwnage

  • Knife Grab, Eye Gouge, Head Stab, Computer - Under Siege (55%, 6 Votes)
  • Karl Urban killing all the Vikings on cliff - Pathfinder (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Roundhouse to the Groin - Conan the Barbarian (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Chucking Explosive in Helicopter - The Condemned (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Chuck Norris A** Bombs - The Delta Force (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Uggggggggh Award

  • Travolta Rising out of Bed - Saturday Night Fever (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Nick Nolte in drag - Under Siege (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Old People swimming in pool w/ Alien Pods - Cocoon (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Fat Monk in brown sugar pit - Simon Sez (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Thank You Butt - Point Break (9%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Most Audience Involvment

  • Saturday Night Fever (64%, 7 Votes)
  • Simon Sez (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Independence Day (18%, 2 Votes)
  • The Delta Force (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Cobra (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best Moment

  • Arnold Punching Camel - Conan the Barbarian (50%, 6 Votes)
  • Karate Chop to neck - Under Siege (42%, 5 Votes)
  • Chuck Norris Silhouette and Closeup - The Delta Force (8%, 1 Votes)
  • Car Tilt - Simon Sez (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Modeling with Robots - Cobra (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Most Romantic Moment

  • Dane Cook and Leather Couch - Simon Sez (40%, 4 Votes)
  • Dennis Rodman and Wet Hair Girl with Strobes - Simon Sez (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Alien Chick and Steve Guttenberg in Pool - Cocoon (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Arnold and Witch-turned-fireball - Conan the Barbarian (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Cake for no one - Under Siege (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Audience Line

  • Yeah huh. I have this brochure. - Matt Fisher, Cocoon (36%, 4 Votes)
  • You Wouldn't Steal a Child. - Aaron Dickey, Pathfinder (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Open That Safe! - Brad Garrett, Point Break (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Chuck Shooting A** Bombs - Matt Fisher, The Delta Force (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Drinking Dog Milk. - Danny McNight, Red Dawn (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Best Testosterone Moment

  • Hangar - Stealth (40%, 4 Votes)
  • Raiding the Drug House - Point Break (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Crashing motorcycle through house - The Delta Force (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Nick Cage running across road - Con Air (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Stone Cold administers 4 deaths - The Condemned (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Disturbing Moment

  • The entire film - See No Evil (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Girl Looking back through Peep hole at Guttenburg - Cocoon (20%, 2 Votes)
  • The Pit - Conan the Barbarian (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Girls locked in Cellar - Red Dawn (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Evil Spirits - Conan the Barbarian (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most "Go America!" Movie

  • The Delta Force (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Red Dawn (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Independence Day (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Under Siege (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Con Air (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Explosive Movie

  • Independence Day (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Stealth (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Con Air (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Under Siege (10%, 1 Votes)
  • The Condemned (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Moronic Characters (as an entire cast)

  • Redline (50%, 5 Votes)
  • Simon Sez (40%, 4 Votes)
  • Red Dawn (10%, 1 Votes)
  • See No Evil (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Saturday Night Fever (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Worst Accent

  • Nicholas Cage - Con Air (90%, 9 Votes)
  • Jar Jar Binks - Star Wars Episode I (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Steven Seagal (as the Godfather?) - Submerged (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Arnold - Conan the Barbarian (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Christian Slater - Broken Arrow (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Achievement in Music

  • The Delta Force (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Independence Day (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Saturday Night Fever (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Dead or Alive (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Con Air (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Worst Special Effects

  • Exploding Building - Simon Sez (60%, 6 Votes)
  • CG everything - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Swamp Thing - Swamp Thing (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Giant Statue Buildings - Batman and Robin (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Ship Takes Them Away - Cocoon (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best "Why Were YOU in this Movie?"

  • James Earl Jones - Conan the Barbarian (50%, 5 Votes)
  • Liam Neeson - Star Wars Episode I (20%, 2 Votes)
  • George Clooney - Batman and Robin (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Jamie Foxx - Stealth (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Wilford Brimley - Cocoon (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Bizarre Costuming

  • Batman and Robin - Batman and Robin (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Everyone - Star Wars Episode I (20%, 2 Votes)
  • All Monsters - Swamp Thing (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Girls - Redline (0%, 0 Votes)
  • All main characters - Simon Sez (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Team

  • Chuck Norris and his Fist - The Delta Force (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze - Point Break (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook - Simon Sez (18%, 2 Votes)
  • Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum - Independence Day (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Steven Seagal and Erika Eleniak - Under Siege (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Non-Human Character

  • Camel - Conan the Barbarian (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Jar Jar Binks - Star Wars Episode I (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Swamp Thing - Swamp Thing (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Stealth Fighter - Stealth (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Werewolf - Swamp Thing (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Supporting Actor/Actress

  • Black Kid - Swamp Thing (55%, 6 Votes)
  • Fog - Pathfinder (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Donna Pescow (would-be GF) - Saturday Night Fever (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Monks - Simon Sez (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Brigitte Nielsen - Cobra (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Ridiculous Character

  • Jar Jar Binks - Star Wars Episode I (50%, 5 Votes)
  • James Earl Jones - Conan the Barbarian (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Swamp Thing - Swamp Thing (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Mom - See No Evil (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Arnold - Batman and Robin (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Worst Lead Role

  • Dennis Rodman - Simon Sez (70%, 7 Votes)
  • George Clooney - Batman and Robin (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Karl Urban - Pathfinder (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Keanu Reeves - Point Break (0%, 0 Votes)
  • John Travolta - Saturday Night Fever (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Worst Director

  • George Lucas - Star Wars Episode I (40%, 4 Votes)
  • Kevin Elders - Simon Sez (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Andy Cheng - Redline (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Roland Emmerich - Independence Day (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Anthony Hickox - Submerged (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Most Annoying Actress

  • Keanu Reeves - Point Break (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Natalie Portman - Star Wars Episode I (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Erika Eleniak - Under Siege (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Jessica Biel - Stealth (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Jamie Pressley - Dead or Alive (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Biggest D-Bag (Lucas Black Award)

  • Chris O'Donnell - Batman and Robin (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Steven Seagal - Under Siege (20%, 2 Votes)
  • John Travolta - Saturday Night Fever (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Steve Guttenburg - Cocoon (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Sylvester Stallone - Cobra (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Villian

  • Communists - Red Dawn (40%, 4 Votes)
  • 1970s - Saturday Night Fever (20%, 2 Votes)
  • James Earl Jones - Conan the Barbarian (20%, 2 Votes)
  • John Malchovich - Con Air (10%, 1 Votes)
  • "Pierre Tarantino" - Simon Sez (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Hero

  • Chuck Norris - The Delta Force (70%, 7 Votes)
  • Arnold - Conan the Barbarian (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Condemned (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Steven Seagal - Under Siege (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Nicholas Cage - Con Air (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Big Hype and Flop (Battlefield Earth Award)

  • Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Batman and Robin (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Independence Day (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Under Siege (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Con Air (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Movie to Make Fun Of

  • Simon Sez (60%, 6 Votes)
  • The Delta Force (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Stealth (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Saturday Night Fever (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Under Siege (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Worst Movie (Hard Cash Award)

  • Submerged (36%, 4 Votes)
  • See No Evil (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Simon Sez (27%, 3 Votes)
  • Point Break (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Swamp Thing (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Best Lousy Movie Actor/Actress

  • Nicholas Cage - Con Air (45%, 5 Votes)
  • Chuck Norris - The Delta Force (36%, 4 Votes)
  • Steven Seagal - Under Siege (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Arnold - Conan the Barbarian (9%, 1 Votes)
  • Dennis Rodman - Simon Sez (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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Lousiest Picture

  • Simon Sez (70%, 7 Votes)
  • Stealth (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Under Siege (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Con Air (10%, 1 Votes)
  • The Delta Force (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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