Season 1 Crummy Results

Winners are in Bold

Lousiest Picture

Battlefield Earth
Eragon
Delta Force 2
The Marine
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Best Lousy Movie Actor/Actress

Chuck Norris – Delta Force 2
John Cena – The Marine
Mick Jagger – Freejack
Godzilla – Godzilla vs. Hedorah
John Travolta – Battlefield Earth

Best Villain

John Travolta – Battlefield Earth
Murdercycle – Murdercycle
The Internet – FearDotCom(.com)
Billy Drago – Delta Force 2
David Bowie – Labyrinth

Biggest Dbag

Val Kilmer – Hard Cash
John Travolta – Battlefield Earth
Lucas Black – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Christian Slater – all his movies
Kevin Costner – Waterworld

Most Annoying Actress

Lucy Liu – Ballistic: Ecsk vs. Sever
Halle Berry – Catwoman
Meg Foster – They Live!
Kristanna Loken – Bloodrayne
Gabrielle Huntress – Appalachian Trial

Worst Lead Role

Freddie Prinze, Jr. – Wing Commander
Barry Pepper – Battlefield Earth
Lucas Black – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Chritian Slater – Alone in the Dark
Edward Speleers – Eragon

Best (Worst) Director

Kaos – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Tim Rogers – Appalachian Trial
Uwe Boll – Video Game Movies
Preston A. Whitmore II – Crossover
Stefen Fangmeier – Eragon

Best Animal

Dragon – Eragon
Bullet – Appalachian Trial
Frankenfish – Frankenfish
Dog Monster – Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
CG Kitty – Catwoman

Best DVD Cover

Hard Cash
Battlefield Earth
Street Fighter
Frankenfish
Appalachian Trial

Most Unfaithful Video Game Adaptation

House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Wing Commander
Street Fighter
Bloodrayne

Best Why Were You in this Movie?

Raoul Julia – Street Fighter
Forest Whitaker – Battlefield Earth
Jeremy Irons – Eragon
Anythony Hopkins – Freejack
Jay Bopp – Appalachian Trial

Worst Movie

Hard Cash
Appalachian Trial
Bloodrayne
Battlefield Earth
Crossover

Best Movie to Make Fun of

Appalachian Trial
Eragon
The Marine
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Delta Force 2

Biggest Flop

Battlefield Earth
Eragon
Waterworld
Elektra
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Most Moronic Characters (as an entire cast)

House of the Dead
Hard Cash
Frankenfish
Crossover
FearDotCom

Most Disturbing Movie

Bloodrayne
FearDotCom
Labyrinth
House of the Dead
Hard Cash

Most Ridiculous Character

Robert Carlyle – Eragon
John Travolta – Battlefield Earth
Ben Kingsley – Bloodrayne
Anthony Hopkins – Freejack
David Bowie – Labyrinth

Funniest Moment

Booby O’Malley – FearDotCom
Ball Ripping – Godzilla vs. Hedorah
“I see you’ve lost your precious Jewels.” – Labyrinth
Dragon Rapid Growth – Eragon
Slow Motion Biff Down Stairs – Alone in the Dark

Bizarre Costuming

Nuns – Firewalker
Everyone – Street Fighter
David Bowie – Labyrinth
Vehicles – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Davey – Crossover

Achievement in Music

Eragon
House of the Dead
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Wing Commander
Murdercycle

Best Supporting Character

Chick who dies and forgives – Bloodrayne
Wayne Brady – Crossover
Midget Guy – Labyrinth
Blond Prick – Wing Commander
Dad – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Most Illfated Movie Suggestion

Street Fighter – Brad Garrett
Crossover – Davey McNight
Catwoman – Danny McNight
Waterworld – Davey McNight
Frankenfish – Matt Fisher

Best Scene

Zombie Fest – House of the Dead
Ball Ripping – Godzilla vs. Hedorah
Dragon Rapid Growth – Eragon
Cena Diving out of Exploding Building – The Marine
Stuff Blowing Up @ Train Tracks – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Best Romantic Moment

Welding – Hard Cash
Donuts – Alone in the Dark
Raping the Robot – Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Ethnic Spice – Wing Commander

Best Special Feature

Director’s Commentary – Eragon
Vredesbyrd – Alone in the Dark
Booby O’Malley – FearDotCom
Video Game – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Uwe Bol Interview – House of the Dead

Best WTF Moment

Dock Scene- Hard Cash
The Montage – Bloodrayne
Helicopter at 40,000′ – Delta Force 2
Refusing NBA contract to go to Community College – Crossover
Put on the Sunglasses! – They Live!

Best Individual Pwnage Scene

Trainee Butt Kicking – Delta Force 2
Security Guard Death – Alone in the Dark
Ball Ripping – Godzilla vs. Hedorah
Dog Monster beat down – Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Dude blowing up Alien Planet – Battlefield Earth

Best Line

“I see you’ve lost your precious Jewels.” – David Bowie, Labyrinth
“School’s Out” – Chuck Norris, Delta Force 2
“If the treasure’s not here, it’s somewhere else.” – Chuck Norris, FW
“What’s your plan here, Jeremy?” – Jay Bopp, Appalachian Trial
“One Mississippi, Two Mississippiā€¦” – Mick Jagger, Freejack

Best Audience Line

“You’re Ridiculous!” – Danny McNight, Eragon
“Your mom called.” Matt Fisher, An Eye for an Eye
“…%#@&…” – Matt Fisher, Bloodrayne
“Wing Commander!!!!” – entire audience, Wing Commander

Best Explosive Lousy Movie

Delta Force 2
The Marine
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Wing Commander
Battlefield Earth

Best Dumb A$$ Moment

Logging on to FearDotCom – FearDotCom
Letting Man-animals learn to fly – Battlefield Earth
Dumping wreckage w/o looking for survivours – Wing Commander
Thinking a snake’s tongue is your boyfriend’s – Boa vs. Python
Drinking your own pee in the middle of the ocean – Waterworld

Best Team

Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Tara Reid and Christian Slater – Alone in the Dark
Chuck Norris and Louis Gossett Jr. – Firewalker
John Travolta and Forest Whitaker – Battlefield Earth
Dragon and Edward Speleers – Eragon

Worst Special Effects

Boa and Python – Boa vs. Python
Hedorah’s Orbs – Godzilla vs Hedorah
Halle Berry “stunt double” – Catwoman
Bullet-time – House of the Dead
Aliens – They Live!

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