The List

Season 1 — The Famously Lousy

1. Battlefield Earth — John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper
2. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla — Godzilla
3. Wing Commander — Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard
4. Boa vs. Python — N/A
5. Frankenfish — N/A
6. Godzilla vs. Hedorah — Godzilla
7. Delta Force 2 — Chuck Norris
8. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever — Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu
9. They Live! — Rowdy Roddy Piper
10. Waterworld — Kevin Costner
11. Alone in the Dark — Christian Slater, Tara Reid
12. House of the Dead — Uwe Boll (he intrudes to that extent)
13. Firewalker — Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr.
14. Appalachian Trial — Jay Bopp
15. Fear Dot Com — the white guy in Blade
16. Crossover — Wayne Brady
17. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift — Lucas Black (he made his mark here)
18. Freejack — Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger, Anthony Hopkins
19. Eragon — Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich
20. Murdercycle — N/A
21. Bloodrayne — Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley
22. Elektra — Jennifer Garner
23. Labyrinth — David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly
24. An Eye for an Eye — Chuck Norris, Christopher Lee
25. Hard Cash — Christian Slater, Val Kilmer
26. The Marine — John Cena from WWE
27. Catwoman — Halle Berry, Sharon Stone
28. Street Fighter — Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia

Season 2 — Go America !

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace — Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman
2. Cocoon — Wilford Brimley, Steve Guttenberg
3. Stealth — Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx
4. Swamp Thing — the guy who played Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks
5. The Delta Force — Chuck Norris
6. Saturday Night Fever — John Travolta
7. Red Dawn — Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen
8. Independence Day — Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum
9. The Condemned — Stone Cold Steve Austin
10. Con Air — Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich
11. Dead Or Alive — Holly Valance (go ahead, look her up)
12. Pathfinder — the guy who played Eomer in Lord of the Rings
13. Cobra — Sylvester Stallone
14. See No Evil — Kane from WWE
15. Redline — N/A
16. Under Siege — Steven Seagal, Gary Busey, Erika Eleniak, Tommy Lee Jones
17. Submerged — Steven Seagal
18. Point Break — Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty
19. Batman and Robin — George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger
20. Broken Arrow — John Travolta, Christian Slater
21. Simon Sez — Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook
22. Conan the Barbarian — Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones (#50!)

Season 3 — Technology is Back !

1. Hackers — Angelina Jolie
2. The Octagon — Chuck Norris
3. Demolition Man — Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes
4. Death Wish 3 — Charles Bronson
5. Speed 2: Cruise Control — Sandra Bullock, not Keanu Reeves
6. The Avengers — Sean Connery, Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes
7. Godzilla vs. Gigan — Godzilla
8. Conan the Destroyer — Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain
9. Silent Rage — Chuck Norris
10. Universal Soldier — Jean-Claude Van Damme
11. Battlestar Galactica (1978) — Lorne Greene, Jane Seymour
12. Johnny Mnemonic — Keanu Reeves, Ice T

On the Horizon

• Double Dragon — Robert Patrick, Alyssa Milano
• Death Wish I, II, III, IV, V — Charles Bronson
• The Last Legion — Ben Kingsley
• Exit Wounds — Steven Seagal
• Universal Soldier I, II — Jean-Claude Van Damme
• Steel Dawn — Patrick Swayze
• Mindhunters — Christian Slater, Val Kilmer, LL Cool J
• Johnny Mnemonic — Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Ice T
• Tank Girl — Lori Petty
• Star Trek V — William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
• Jaws: The Revenge
• Timecop — Jean-Claude Van Damme
• Ghost of Mars — Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Transporter Guy
• Ned Kelly — Mick Jagger
• Assassins — Sly, Antonio Banderas
• Judge Dredd — Sly, Rob Schneider
• Scorpion King — Rock
• xXx — Vin Diesel, Rammstein
• Last Man Standing — Bruce Willis
• Beowulf and Grendel — Gerrard Butler and Stellan Skarsgard
• Troy — Brad Pitt, Peter O’Toole, and Orlando Bloom
• The Grudge — hairy Japanese ghosts
• King Arthur: The Director’s Cut — Clive Owen and Keira Knightley